Monday, January 10, 2011

You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry

Dear Eric Bana,

I was finally able to stomach the idea of sitting down and watching The Time Traveler's Wife. You know why it took me so long, I know why it took me so long. Hulk. Let's face it, the only reason I even bothered to watch Troy was because of Brad Pitt, not you. And the fact that I'm a sucker for Greek Mythology, so I already knew what was going to happen to your character, and I thought it was kind of funny. Why? Hulk.

But after watching The Time Travelers Wife, I have come to a very important decision. I am going to forgive you for Hulk.


So long as you promise to never again portray a Marvel character ever, ever again.

Sincerely,

Untypically Jia

PS: I'm totally serious. Just ask me if I've watched any Kirsten Dunst movies lately.