I Sleep With Dead Guys Club

Alright, let's get things started.
I want to welcome everyone to the weekly
"I Sleep With Dead Guys Club".
And I'm excited to announce that we have a new member!
So everyone, please welcome Bella!

Hi.

We're all excited that Bella is now a member.
Like the rest of us, her boyfriend is a vampire.

His name is Edward and he's super broody.

That's good.
You definitely want broody for your first vampire boyfriend.

Sookie's right.
Broody for your first vampire.
Then you can experiment with evil vampires later.

First vampire?
Edward's the only vampire I love.
And the only one I will ever love.
We are going to be together forever.

Yeah, heard that before.
Then he went and slept with his maker.

I hate when they get all lusty after their makers.

Mine had a kid with his.
Don't even get me started.

Umm . . . Edward was made by a man.
He's like his Dad now.

Huh.
No comment.

So Bella, you really don't have another vampire?
Maybe an evil one?

Evil, sexy and blonde.

They don't have to be blonde.

They're usually blonde.

No. I mean. There's no other vampire for me.
I mean, I have a best friend.
We got kinda close.

But he's a werewolf.

Oo, been there sister.